- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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