What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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