- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I'm Coming

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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