- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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