- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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