Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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