Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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