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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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