- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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