My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Roses are red, yup.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Anti Joke

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