Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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