- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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