Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Click here to end the world.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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