Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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