Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Knock Knock.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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