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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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