Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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One time i was sitting down

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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