- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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