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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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