- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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