whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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