Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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