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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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