How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

This is a random Anti joke.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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