- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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