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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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