- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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