- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Male leadership.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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