- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

women's rights

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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