- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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