Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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