- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Then none of us want to be right.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Abortion.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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