Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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women's rights

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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read me write me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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