- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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