Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A fat guy!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A man penetrates another man.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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