A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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women's rights.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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roak

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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