A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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