- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why dont they make black forks

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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