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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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