black people

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What's worse than this That :(

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Anti Joke

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