Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Your mom.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A seal walks into a club.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...