How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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