Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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aodhan hearty

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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