what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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