- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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