- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

u know whats a crime? rape

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.