- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's long and black The unemployment line

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