Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

 

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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