- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Feminism

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

i named my son Frodo because he was little

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

you will like this because i am black.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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