Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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homosexual

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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13 =B you just learned something

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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